crackpot I think there should be a seperate olympics sponsored by the tobacco companies. And all the athletes must be chain smokers. I need a high powered rifle so when the zombies invade the city I can be prepared. Someone told me that was unecessary. All I need is a simple hand gun. What with the limited space in NY NY. No. No. No. You need a bullet that will penetrate a cranium to destroy the zombie's mind. The only way to stop the living dead is to damage their grey matter, everybody knows that. I don't want some bullet travelling around the cranium, like it did with that guy who got shot with Reagan. What the fuck was his name. Haig? Trying to block out 80's. Zombies don't get paralyzed from a head wound that doesn't penetrate their brain. You got to pith those motherfuckers. I think we should open up a retarded people petting zoo. Retards are happy as long as their fed and people touch them anyway. Just have little coin operated retard pellet dispensers. They would eat the food right out of your hand. And you could say "Awwwww, look at the cute little retard." You could imitate the noises they make and see if they respond. And they should be dressed up in colorful animated character style clothes, you know, for the kids. |