2004-05-07 - toot toot jellyroll swing
2004-04-26 - this is what democracy looks like
2004-04-15 - saliva bubble
2004-04-05 - making lola content
2004-03-28 - battleship pospanklin
2004-03-21 - learning curved
2004-03-14 - solutions here, get your hot solutions here
2004-03-06 - duck brick
2004-02-27 - boring breathing
2004-02-23 - silt mixed sludge
2004-02-15 - clear stat
2004-02-12 - people powder
2004-02-11 - trace trails
2004-02-08 - crap
2004-02-03 - people go to wrestling pictures to see wrestling
2004-02-01 - marble groove
2004-01-26 - spill through gums
2004-01-24 - spree three kings
2004-01-23 - slumber pudding
2004-01-19 - brief lung crack pause
2004-01-17 - dripping clam
2004-01-14 - free skin, come and get it
2004-01-11 - blade through stream
2004-01-08 - weathered axe
2004-01-06 - clattering closet bones
2004-01-05 - possessor of callous
2004-01-02 - bang bang your new
2003-12-29 - shuffle street deck
2003-12-26 - yes indeedy
2003-12-25 - split lip
2003-12-22 - buzzle
2003-12-20 - reloading duckblind
2003-12-19 - burning elf
2003-12-18 - surely not necessary
2003-12-14 - flat soda
2003-12-10 - broke pipe
2003-12-05 - about time december
2003-12-04 - release the browns
2003-11-28 - breakdancing zombies
2003-11-23 - walnut coated cheeseball
2003-11-17 - tickets jet
2003-11-14 - chin music
2003-11-13 - only the lonely
2003-11-09 - deep in the skunk with you
2003-11-05 - betrayed butterfly
2003-11-03 - heads in the wall
2003-11-03 - halfmoon turning
2003-10-29 - coffin lid cracked
2003-10-26 - ya dig nyc
2003-10-24 - hoo doggy run away home
2003-10-22 - approach the yellow line
2003-10-17 - he nice sometimes
2003-10-16 - run spanky run
2003-10-15 - dark meat
2003-10-13 - against the spend
2003-10-11 - shard single
2003-10-08 - is for kids
2003-10-07 - hot press
2003-10-04 - dippin down to quart low
2003-10-03 - romance spoils
2003-10-02 - kung fu caine
2003-10-01 - sinatra doobie
2003-09-29 - photos not included
2003-09-26 - extra marinara
2003-09-24 - spank and beans
2003-09-22 - side of onions
2003-09-21 - fish don't fry in the kitchen, beans don't burn on the grill
2003-09-19 - desperately important
2003-09-18 - column, baroque, visage
2003-09-16 - spider to the fly
2003-09-13 - he's fleeing the interview!
2003-09-12 - overhyped flappings
2003-09-11 - weeeeee-zee!
2003-09-11 - more bounce to the ounce
2003-09-09 - you shall pass
2003-09-08 - whip it, whip it good
2003-09-08 - best piece of ass on a humid day, over in the projects
2003-09-07 - solo island
2003-09-05 - seven devil oven
2003-09-04 - long live juice
2003-09-01 - spamvertible
2003-08-31 - coin slot deposit
2003-08-30 - rage insertion
2003-08-29 - revolution round da planet
2003-08-27 - odd magic
2003-08-24 - early dues handed out
2003-08-23 - intruder fog
2003-08-20 - reached back for my deuce deuce
2003-08-19 - blackjack and home
2003-08-17 - houston avenue, we have a problem
2003-08-15 - it's alive, it's aliiiiiiiiiiiiive!
2003-08-12 - boxcar boxcar
2003-08-11 - revolution not televised
2003-08-10 - registered for conscription
2003-08-09 - felonteen
2003-08-07 - drive to license
2003-08-06 - ides of spank
2003-08-04 - sally fourth and spunkify
2003-08-03 - unlucky way of the walk
2003-08-01 - spill it ya bastard
2003-07-31 - baker left out a muffin
2003-07-30 - double pin split
2003-07-29 - spank decatron force
2003-07-29 - nine alone
2003-07-27 - seven eight who do we psychopate
2003-07-25 - all the leo's in the house say yay-yuh
2003-07-23 - mad nickles
2003-07-22 - rigamarole drum roll
2003-07-21 - it actually hurts
2003-07-17 - out my can
2003-07-16 - jason vorhees should have came along
2003-07-15 - expanding
2003-07-12 - prepare the arsenal
2003-07-10 - two drink minimum and this shit would be funny to ya
2003-07-09 - legend of zeal
2003-07-08 - twelfth floor, panic, cold sweat, insanity
2003-07-07 - sheaves
2003-07-05 - no continuity brother
2003-07-04 - mad bottle rocketer
2003-07-03 - today is a good day
2003-07-01 - hand me the staple gun
2003-06-30 - poked iris
2003-06-29 - like sunday breakfast
2003-06-26 - simmering ribbon vision
2003-06-26 - poppin fresh
2003-06-25 - head trauma
2003-06-24 - staff required, apply within
2003-06-23 - wonderful, here comes summer
2003-06-22 - ingrish
2003-06-19 - sagey o'sage from sagescatchewan
2003-06-18 - truancy
2003-06-17 - hit you with the pimp ray, zap
2003-06-16 - clock off
2003-06-15 - where's my fucking cake?
2003-06-13 - apartment gnome
2003-06-12 - get in here and bend over
2003-06-10 - god's gift
2003-06-09 - fa ra ra ra, or fa la la la?
2003-06-09 - no summer re-runs
2003-06-08 - i will hug him and pet him
2003-06-06 - honest, loyal, reverent?
2003-06-05 - impending danger octopus
2003-06-04 - boink boink boink
2003-06-03 - yeah kid, it's cool
2003-06-02 - city key
2003-05-31 - drill down pillow
2003-05-30 - crunch in history
2003-05-28 - one walking stick
2003-05-27 - beaner throat
2003-05-25 - slick rick would be so proud
2003-05-24 - i crush you head
2003-05-23 - mind coded for solely me
2003-05-22 - this dribbles for you
2003-05-21 - let one go
2003-05-20 - bruised nanners
2003-05-19 - uncontrol spin
2003-05-17 - coupling fraternity from the past
2003-05-16 - therafuckital
2003-05-14 - the freak has landed
2003-05-13 - the artist now known as spank
2003-05-12 - ring ding, pet that thing
2003-05-11 - bombs away
2003-05-10 - fuzz out chicken
2003-05-09 - trucking scales
2003-05-06 - don't pull the tail
2003-05-05 - calm interruption
2003-05-04 - cantankery/prima giving
2003-05-02 - canals chunky
2003-04-28 - suey fooey
2003-04-27 - homestead worked this round
2003-04-25 - mellow jam
2003-04-23 - sharkskin quest
2003-04-22 - is it the worchester
2003-04-21 - cocktail artery
2003-04-20 - me swampy start
2003-04-12 - release the buckle
2003-04-09 - checkin in with the marsh drunk
2003-04-03 - see ya wouldn't wanna be ya
2003-04-02 - flower is inside
2003-04-01 - diaphragm unsettled
2003-03-31 - hawdah deepah
2003-03-29 - callin me what?
2003-03-28 - place words on the inbox
2003-03-27 - sick march
2003-03-26 - smell sluff
2003-03-25 - one in the chamber
2003-03-21 - yah little doggies
2003-03-20 - forget this one
2003-03-19 - chink in the grumpy armor
2003-03-18 - straight dusted
2003-03-15 - luck o suck
2003-03-14 - rent it out
2003-03-13 - quit touching my side of the seat
2003-03-12 - the current vent
2003-03-11 - ny1 you am a bitch
2003-03-08 - befaaarrrgh!!!
2003-03-07 - land lost and directionless
2003-03-06 - short and dangerous
2003-03-05 - bracing unsheeted
2003-03-04 - sitting on a dock
2003-03-01 - mental stirring
2003-02-27 - things with flagellums
2003-02-26 - pop quiz: is spanky cut or uncut?
2003-02-25 - loss of chocolate
2003-02-22 - my fingers, your eye sockets
2003-02-21 - the clan of imp
2003-02-20 - flatscan
2003-02-19 - clear the clog
2003-02-18 - the february benefit
2003-02-15 - the lesser person?
2003-02-14 - cause like my brain cracked
2003-02-13 - big shout nyc
2003-02-12 - rotate the needle quickly
2003-02-11 - c'mon boy shake
2003-02-08 - what's missing from the bar?
2003-02-07 - goof dev
2003-02-06 - sat on a tack
2003-02-05 - clear the lifeboat
2003-02-04 - windows on the freak
2003-02-01 - hell west
2003-01-30 - winds of war
2003-01-29 - public enemy number what
2003-01-28 - less charming
2003-01-27 - get behind me
2003-01-26 - freeze runner!
2003-01-23 - carried by six
2003-01-22 - done on to the next
2003-01-20 - gandhi battle stance
2003-01-19 - the new spring line
2003-01-16 - token male
2003-01-15 - purchase a clue
2003-01-14 - more of it
2003-01-13 - pillow fucked me
2003-01-12 - landmark of normal
2003-01-09 - dawn tarded
2003-01-08 - big pink
2003-01-07 - alls bells, lights out
2003-01-05 - cast of luther
2003-01-04 - butter breach
2003-01-02 - fozzy fuzzy mizzy nizzy
2002-12-29 - careful falling nuts
2002-12-28 - piss in my flakes
2002-12-26 - crumbling applique
2002-12-25 - sugar plum up the ass
2002-12-22 - sgt. rock out
2002-12-21 - damn purple hair
2002-12-20 - careening dar spaleening
2002-12-19 - put upon apron
2002-12-15 - pick a penny up
2002-12-12 - slip slip statistic
2002-12-11 - life hapless
2002-12-07 - baseball bat the brat
2002-12-06 - detached laugh
2002-12-04 - smelling smog
2002-11-30 - a pause on the pause
2002-11-23 - stock up
2002-11-22 - special squirt marathon
2002-11-21 - in lieu of a long winded angry rant that is festering in my stomach
2002-11-20 - musical uglies
2002-11-15 - knuckle scrapes
2002-11-13 - too grumpy for the pack
2002-11-12 - thorn under a scale
2002-11-08 - boning in the yard
2002-11-07 - triple stick of goo
2002-11-06 - spumky
2002-11-02 - strip and go freak the fuck out
2002-10-30 - two gun salute
2002-10-29 - bags akimbo
2002-10-26 - grouchy grouchy good time
2002-10-24 - butterpock sting
2002-10-23 - slappin my thang around
2002-10-22 - tomato film
2002-10-17 - kids of doom
2002-10-16 - dats de way it is
2002-10-12 - kiss the cook
2002-10-10 - once again, eat shit guiliani
2002-10-08 - head ouch
2002-10-05 - steel cross trash
2002-10-04 - mister pillow, why you do it?
2002-10-02 - soft serve in da head
2002-09-30 - bedroom undereasy
2002-09-29 - silty brain delta
2002-09-25 - da runt, da runt, da runt is on fire
2002-09-24 - alright some more groan
2002-09-23 - somehow this unfair pain
2002-09-19 - woooo doggies
2002-09-18 - pre tahini bits
2002-09-16 - chiselling out some life chunks
2002-09-12 - colon zygote
2002-09-11 - fuckin melancholy
2002-09-10 - oh yeah, bring the jokes, i'm in the mood
2002-09-09 - shoop doo bee doo
2002-09-05 - fans a hummin
2002-09-04 - slingshot double buck
2002-09-02 - the queen and mr. graves
2002-08-31 - steady rain
2002-08-29 - pillow face
2002-08-24 - anybody up for angry sex?
2002-08-23 - turn off the brights
2002-08-21 - eat the dirt human
2002-08-16 - brain powers used
2002-08-15 - animal wins
2002-08-14 - step up to the scale
2002-08-09 - i'm trying not to giggle
2002-08-09 - before do that
2002-08-08 - masa sandjui
2002-08-07 - besides the knotted sheets
2002-08-02 - hidey ho, where my money at?
2002-07-30 - beware my power
2002-07-27 - don't you worry bout a thang
2002-07-25 - pile the number on bitch
2002-07-24 - comeback comin back
2002-07-23 - the time is batch
2002-07-20 - ma the slinger
2002-07-18 - da bink a bink a dinkly boo
2002-07-16 - big bankin seltzer
2002-07-12 - spank scratch skin and slab
2002-07-11 - fear not booze my friend
2002-07-09 - tank day
2002-07-05 - yank the leash
2002-07-03 - pindar puffter the mad turban
2002-07-02 - spanky in the center ring
2002-06-29 - look the latch
2002-06-27 - basement of my boom boom
2002-06-26 - freak the rain
2002-06-25 - irrating the nipples saturday is
2002-06-21 - pace car mornings
2002-06-15 - this one's for me
2002-06-14 - fervent proponent of hood dive bars
2002-06-13 - rambling thickness
2002-06-12 - kicked up tomato
2002-06-11 - moments man
2002-06-07 - throw the switch
2002-06-06 - four day hiatus
2002-06-01 - spritzing
2002-05-30 - must reitterate my tit policy
2002-05-29 - open air activity
2002-05-28 - addled with chick
2002-05-24 - primavera bricks
2002-05-22 - roll the four sided die to see if you saved against magic
2002-05-21 - lick my eyeballs
2002-05-17 - reject from camp chuckles
2002-05-16 - yeah yeah, i know, plenty of fluids and bedrest
2002-05-15 - loot minimum payment
2002-05-14 - need a hammock
2002-05-10 - escapist claptrap
2002-05-09 - yes, there is urine in my cornflakes
2002-05-08 - this pining crap
2002-05-03 - dear god man, just hold on
2002-05-01 - did i polka?
2002-04-30 - orders will be obeyed
2002-04-27 - transplant the party
2002-04-26 - income was being subverted
2002-04-25 - whithering potted plants
2002-04-24 - buildings not frequented
2002-04-17 - the cash of others
2002-04-16 - intergalactic lunchmeat
2002-04-13 - praying mantis stance
2002-04-12 - maxing in a leather chair
2002-04-11 - sanction by ecclesiastical authority
2002-04-10 - theatrical wit
2002-04-06 - under consent of king
2002-04-05 - granny goo goo
2002-04-04 - blanket party
2002-04-02 - condemned yarbles
2002-03-30 - jazzed white sale
2002-03-29 - spark goes the hood
2002-03-28 - you so crazy
2002-03-27 - quizical fizzle
2002-03-26 - curmudgeon
2002-03-23 - garbled word syndrome
2002-03-22 - dam breaks
2002-03-21 - shake the pram
2002-03-19 - roam where you want to
2002-03-15 - mercury rising
2002-03-13 - vivisection
2002-03-12 - picking up
2002-03-09 - instructions
2002-03-08 - holstered again
2002-03-06 - pot back burner
2002-03-05 - spanky was a rollin stone
2002-03-01 - care package
2002-02-27 - obgyn
2002-02-26 - verbal puissance
2002-02-23 - franeakle bodinkle
2002-02-21 - hose me down
2002-02-20 - specks
2002-02-19 - drain the fat
2002-02-16 - mixty plix
2002-02-14 - cupid's cousin
2002-02-13 - might show my ass
2002-02-12 - heat treatment
2002-02-09 - a word from our sponsor
2002-02-08 - top of the grasslands head
2002-02-06 - ain't goin out like a bitch
2002-02-05 - planning retirement
2002-02-02 - fist to jaw next
2002-01-30 - pinch me no more
2002-01-29 - weed whacker
2002-01-27 - negative equation
2002-01-24 - tard rudy
2002-01-23 - lets see that one more time
2002-01-22 - thin head
2002-01-20 - spit balls at the pissy tunes
2002-01-16 - eyes wide
2002-01-14 - i am an ape
2002-01-13 - what, am i wrong?
2002-01-08 - its golden
2002-01-06 - i desire street
2002-01-03 - stacked
2002-01-02 - recoup
2001-12-29 - as blood runs down my cheeks
2001-12-27 - errant teacher
2001-12-25 - swing swing swing and chop chop chop
2001-12-20 - another day cha cha cha
2001-12-15 - near miss
2001-12-13 - sanguine
2001-12-11 - ho ho ho
2001-12-08 - partner what
2001-12-06 - flap
2001-12-04 - dew screw
2001-12-01 - lovely conumdrum
2001-11-30 - noise and chunkage
2001-11-29 - you wished you could have my homecomings
2001-11-26 - gateway lock down
2001-11-20 - from beyond
2001-11-14 - in my head
2001-11-10 - gooooo, retard power!
2001-11-09 - quick, fuck me while i'm high
2001-11-07 - straight wanking it
2001-11-06 - your eyes are like crimson puddles after a pre-gregorian battle
2001-11-03 - forefathers would vomit
2001-11-02 - damn dirty apes
2001-11-01 - tube haunts
2001-10-31 - gateway
2001-10-30 - something's in the air
2001-10-24 - some good thangs
2001-10-23 - dirt fucker
2001-10-17 - harshed
2001-10-16 - argue argue
2001-10-13 - blocked
2001-10-09 - bad bad boy
2001-10-05 - the beat goes on
2001-10-03 - the longest year
2001-09-29 - the process continues
2001-09-26 - to the real peeps
2001-09-22 - guiliani can eat my dingleberries
2001-09-20 - New York fucking city fucking rocks
2001-09-18 - anger clouded
2001-09-14 - more aftermath
2001-09-13 - its just impossible
2001-09-12 - bad time
2001-09-08 - in praise of potables
2001-09-07 - fucking the mist
2001-09-05 - fucking cuddles
2001-09-04 - scatalogical defense technique
2001-09-01 - dog will hunt
2001-08-31 - careful contents hot
2001-08-30 - man rage
2001-08-29 - pussy will curb the beast
2001-08-25 - change my background
2001-08-24 - baby batter
2001-08-23 - name calling
2001-08-22 - throne thoughts
2001-08-18 - wishing upon a rocks glass
2001-08-17 - environment check
2001-08-16 - building blocks of life
2001-08-15 - my dying wish
2001-08-11 - not quite sure myself
2001-08-10 - my cpu on the fritz
2001-08-09 - trash legacy
2001-08-08 - grease me up baby
2001-08-03 - why i should never own a gun
2001-08-02 - devil spike coach
2001-08-01 - the only thing keeping me going is hormones
2001-07-31 - old mind haunt
2001-07-27 - precursor to my senatorial career
2001-07-26 - lets play footsie
2001-07-26 - some independent thoughts
2001-07-23 - which step is it where you have to apologize to people
2001-07-21 - nog
2001-07-20 - i see a therapist couch in the distance
2001-07-19 - tricky trappy
2001-07-18 - standard boring bad news
2001-07-16 - crazy don't cancel the mack
2001-07-13 - tick tick tick
2001-07-12 - cranial war
2001-07-11 - please please fire me
2001-07-08 - sleep while the sun shines
2001-07-07 - whats up porno
2001-07-06 - my brain is begging
2001-07-05 - why the government will probably throw me in the ocean one day.
2001-07-03 - whats in store
2001-06-29 - death of a jerry springer guest
2001-06-28 - shower broke, titties bye
2001-06-27 - link it up bitch
2001-06-26 - why i should be feared
2001-06-25 - somethings got to give
2001-06-21 - i don't like customers, i do like spiders
2001-06-20 - comb over
2001-06-19 - introspection breeds revelation
2001-06-18 - i curse thee, damnable gateway
2001-06-15 - eskimo
2001-06-14 - ethically spanklin
2001-06-13 - escape artist
2001-06-12 - why i roam the streets at night looking for danger
2001-06-11 - information
2001-06-07 - random
2001-06-06 - office slide
2001-06-05 - i crack
2001-06-04 - back to the angry
2001-05-31 - if your happy and you know it clap your hands
2001-05-30 - sleep you bastard
2001-05-29 - why other countries giggle
2001-05-28 - why do i do it
2001-05-25 - in praise of a japanese lady
2001-05-24 - potty training
2001-05-23 - funny and not so funny cocks
2001-05-22 - me no likey lone star
2001-05-16 - my devious plans
2001-05-15 - flush them out
2001-05-14 - yo, my mom wants to make you an offer
2001-05-11 - bark at the moon
2001-05-10 - viral invasion
2001-05-07 - impending wedding
2001-05-04 - another dick from my past
2001-05-02 - back to the bottle
2001-05-01 - keep that shit to yourself
2001-04-30 - i am loved
2001-04-27 - having goals is important
2001-04-26 - the quandry that kept me up till 3am last night
2001-04-25 - another weakling from my past
2001-04-24 - why i microwave my balls
2001-04-23 - small town geniuses
2001-04-20 - spicy little devil
2001-04-18 - in honor of entering the slackers dland ring
2001-04-17 - a reckless tale of a stupid youth
2001-04-16 - what you gonna do bout it
2001-04-13 - my holy contribution
2001-04-12 - promises are bullshit
2001-04-11 - perfect time to use me
2001-04-10 - I ain't goin nowhere biznatch. Ya dig?
2001-04-09 - conflicted
2001-04-05 - little boy inside
2001-04-04 - poison ivy
2001-04-03 - jobs that suck ass
2001-03-30 - is this what getting old is about
2001-03-29 - ugh
2001-03-28 - cheese
2001-03-27 - why i need drugs and creative outlets
2001-03-26 - drink till you die
2001-03-23 - icky multiple colored pens
2001-03-22 - close up
2001-03-21 - shut up and pee
2001-03-20 - why I don't sleep
Monday, March 19, 2001 - digger
2001-03-16 - sex giggle sex
2001-03-15 - i gave an opinion
2001-03-14 - a question for women
2001-03-13 - love love love
2001-03-08 - i wanna trip
2001-03-07 - you will be offended
2001-03-05 - another naughty thought
2001-03-01 - subway convo
2001-02-28 - revelation
2001-02-27 - an enemy made
2001-02-26 - love the mailman
2001-02-23 - drunken wisdom
2001-02-22 - knee deep in it
2001-02-21 - the fam visits part two
2001-02-20 - the fam part one
2001-02-12 - self medicate
2001-02-06 - warning - sexual fantasy ahead
2001-02-05 - the side of me which is whore
2001-02-02 - tipping is not a town in china
2001-02-01 - male period
2001-01-30 - the future will come
2001-01-25 - buddy up on this
2001-01-22 - regular bar stuff
2001-01-17 - a drop of golden sun
2001-01-15 - really, don't read this
2001-01-11 - i don't think you wanna read this either
2001-01-09 - keep staying away
2001-01-08 - stay away
2001-01-05 - toilet seat controversy
2001-01-02 - year end blech
2000-12-26 - stupid shit
2000-12-20 - honk
2000-12-18 - subway fantasies
2000-12-14 - as info comes in
2000-12-12 - the society for protecting and preserving breasts
2000-12-11 - weekends are supposed to be relaxing
2000-12-08 - m-m-m-my generation
2000-12-06 - retards, thats right retards, are ruining this goddamn place, and fuck you if you don't like the term retard
2000-12-04 - crackity crack crack
2000-11-30 - back in black
2000-11-16 - samaritan activities.
2000-11-15 - horny/lonely
2000-11-14 - insomniacal insomniac
2000-11-13 - safety is for the weak
2000-11-10 - brain info time travel
2000-11-09 - bad shrimp
2000-11-07 - still crackpot
2000-11-06 - crackpot
2000-11-01 - halloween happens but once a year
2000-10-30 - explosions all around
2000-10-27 - cabbies
2000-10-23 - uncool with myself
2000-10-20 - the end of cigarettes reminds me of things I hate
2000-10-17 - breakfast of champions
2000-10-13 - a site, a skit, a date, a doll, and thou
2000-10-10 - i am cute dammit
2000-10-09 - Grumfle
2000-10-05 - An encounter with a stripper
2000-10-02 - happy depressed happy depressed
2000-09-28 - my crazy schedule
2000-09-26 - gimme drugs
2000-09-25 - on the way to the funny farm
2000-09-23 - bathroom habits
2000-09-21 - men and women
2000-09-20 - grrrrrr
2000-09-19 - me so goofy
2000-09-15 - need liquor
2000-09-14 - broken face
2000-09-13 - stoners burn
2000-09-11 - Future's bright
2000-09-08 - I cry now
2000-09-08 - banks eat
2000-09-07 - stupid names
2000-09-06 - stoned talk
2000-09-06 - Nature shows
2000-09-05 - ejected
2000-09-01 - Out the atheist closet
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