1:04 p.m.-2001-12-11
ho ho ho
Grrrrr online holiday cards. Spanklinezer's heart will remain two sizes too small. The time of year when the forces I hate, religion and commercialism, gang rape each other and spawn a seven headed mirth beast spewing out tinsel vomit and pinching out yule logs. An ex once asked "why can't you just think of it as one big birthday party?". Cause I'm not some dingle nut. Why can't you fucking christians get control of your fucking holidays. Sending out your merry gangsters to do a hospital job on me with ten pound candy canes and a big red velvet sack. Why do you care whether or not I enjoy this December infection? Fold your season's greetings five ways and cram it.I'll make a photo holiday card. Me in a diaper butt fucking Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer in a manger with wisemen in the background holding up Olympic style scorecards. "Merry fucking bitchmas from uncle Spanklin."
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