New York City 1948


9:14 a.m.-2001-08-08

grease me up baby

There has been an advertising campaign running on the telly for K-Y jelly. Do they have so much competition in schlong lube that they need an aggressive media blitz to recover? They might be thinking of enticing people into the lube world who would have never thought to utilize butt grease before. I'd recommend door to door travelling lube sales force. I'd let one of those guys in before some encyclopedia hawker.

I wonder if anyone is haunted by the Holy Ghost. Kinda like in the movie Poltergeist where they built all those houses on a burial ground. Some enterprising ambitious real estate guy buys the land where Jesus was nailed up and erects condos on it. Then the Holy Ghost tries to get them to leave by spooking them. Would make a great episode of Scooby Doo. It wasn't the Holy Ghost at all it was....... old man Pope John Paul! He probably would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids.

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