Then I started thinking about donut sandwiches! What do donuts resemble? Bagels. So slice a donut in half and slather on some creamy silky buttery spread. And then you could dip them in batter and deep fat fry them again. Coat them with some glaze and you got an artery clogging diabetes inducing delight.

Did you know the word fuck could possibly be an acronym? Fornication Under Consent of King. Apparently one of the old limey royalty types would sign a proclamation allowing people to bone. However I lean towards the word deriving from the Middle English fucken, German ficken, and/or the Dutch fokken, which all mean to strike or penetrate.

Dokken should have named themselves Fokken. Rokken with Fokken has a much sweeter ring to it. Plus their albums Under Lock and Key and Back For the Attack, would have better double entendreness if their band name was Fokken. Ladies and gentlemen please welcome Don Dokken of Fokken. I may have to write letters.