His show is sponsored by Lee Kum Kee. Fine propreitors of soy sauce and other fine Chinese condiments. Lee Kum Kee the sauce that cares. The website for Lee Kum Kee is www.lkk.com. That seems rife for racial hilarity.

If you will peer down at your keyboard for a sec, you will notice the direct proximity of the L and the K keys. Inadvertant and unnoticeable typing guffaws as there are bound to be.....do you smell what I'm shovelin?

First I imagine some Chinese matriarch. Her grandchildren introducing her to the internet. She remembers watching Mr. Yan's show and the sponsor asking for people to visit their site. The doddering empress, staunchly determined to support her heritage, accidentally types in three K's. Instead of viewing the wonderful history of oyster sauce, she is given an education on stupid white people. Chinks and mudpeople?!? She spits on her own floor in disgust and will never be convinced that Lee Kum Kee isn't a front for an anti Asian orginisation, and vows off surfing for the rest of her waning years.

Then the bastard village idiot son of the grand wizard fumbles around on the net. Drooling for the downloaded pics of the last cross burning, he hurrily types in LKK. Chinese caligraphy and smiling Asians enjoying their cuisine greets him. He turns inside out till his redneck shines from his asshole. The back of his tongue running along the rim of his own sphincter.

The possibilities are endless and funny as hell to me. Might be better if I occupy my mind with other matters soon.