Should I start purchasing Playboy? Just saw a quick blurb about how the ladies of Real World and Road Rules are exposing their nobs to the dick wagging public. Playboy has always irked me with their propensity towards implants and frosty edged photo retouching. Not too down for sticking my prick into a fairy tale. But the MTV flesh line up is fairly enticing. Flora from the Miami Real World. She's second generation Russian, enough said. Gisela and Veronica, two Latin honeys from Road Rules shows. One shot had them both fondling each other with lather in the shower. Good gravy those two are curvy delicious. And Beth from L.A. Real World. She turns me on cause she oozes senatorial career ending slutitude. Damn you Hefner.

I resent the idea that liquor is empty calories. Every calorie of liquor goodness has potential for a fun packed party in your mouth. A beer belly is something that took a determined will to accomplish. If your liquor is empty calories, then you are not doing liquor correctly.

I also resent the opportunistic anti drug campaign claiming you are supporting terrorism everytime you buy a dime bag. Shyster bitch ass spin doctors. Good tactic: guilt. It's worked so well in the past. Just ask any recovering catholic. I almost hope drug use skyrockets as a defiant result of that particular slimy deceptive marketing ploy. I think they should have a precursor disclaimer before running the ad "Warning. This public service anouncement will insult your intelligence.". If illegal drugs are actually funding terrorists the most effective way to stamp that out is to make them legal and regulate the shit through liscensed vendors, without the high pricetag connected to running an organised crime drug ring. Taffy brained misinformation peddlers. Grrrrrrrrr.