One upswing is I don't feel any guilt about unloading on a face in real life. I've done it to myself enough times to know it's no big deal. Not that I would have much guilt about that if I hadn't experienced it first hand anyway. Take one for the team soldier and open those goddamn lips.

Always feel preternaturally famished after creaming. Just did it twice in fifteen minutes so I am hungry to the power of two, or hunger squared. I believe a post ejaculation frozen pizza is in order. Does Pinot Grigio compliment pepperoni and spunk?