Impressions flying from my head. Big quotin' and you don't stop. I used to terrorise my sis with the one up there. That and "Edwina..... back in bowl.". Then I'd pretend to be a mountain ram. Too much nature documentary footage stored in the bank. I'd suspend my head in the air, and then lightly butt my forehead into my sis, like two rams fighting for turf. She passively participated until she had her fill, and then she would wack me on the head.

Yeah, she had to go to therapy too. Much later in life than I had to though. I only moderately tortured her as a lass. Be interesting to hear some of her sessions. Could she possibly remember all my devious stinker behavior. Chicks are good like that, remembering every thing you do and say and shit, so probably yeah.

I decided to give her a haircut once when she was four. Used a pair of those rounded safety scissors. Nice and dull. The back of her head looked like an upside down view of a city landscape. I don't think I made one even cut. I mean, she sat there like I was doing her a favor, playing with her doll and singing a tune. The only complaints came from my ma, shrieking as she caught me just as I was wrapping up my coifure masterpiece.

I wonder if my sis ever found out about all of her friends that I nailed. I mean, okay, here's something about my sis. Look, we all have our stupid childhood faults. I could break out my globe encompassing scrolled list of problems I had as a youth. Anyway, my sis was quite judgemental about random sex.

I think she saw it as a social issue really. Where we grew up it wasn't all that uncommon for girls having kids that then needed support from the community in the guise of wellfare. I mean thirteen and fourteen year olds no less. I am quite on board with my sis, cause I don't think any, yet to be complete as a human being, teenagers should breed. Building generations of paste brained individuals. Yeah, I got my sis' back on that one.

However, I was quite willing and able to chase down her pack of horny pals and bust a nut in their teeth. I ended up boning four of her highschool friends. Literally, one by one, she stopped talking to them cause she found out they were sexually active. My cock's involvement never was divulged. If she asks now I'll tell her. I avoided acts of bitch from my sis as much as possible when I was a kid. She could peel the skin off your face with a scream.

Christ, the one chick, who was first generation Roumanian, I used to ride her doggy just across the street from my crib while I was babysitting the kid who lived there. Mmmmmm Roumanian. If ya hadn't heard, well before this current fad of hot slavic porn startlets, chicks from the old Eastern Bloc have always been hot. Soviet fuck bunnies. I'm not really a tit man, but at the age of seventeen she had natural cantelopes that defied gravity. Her ass was ripe too. She was extra bouncy. Yummy.

What is it about older brothers? Easy access? A weird lesbian fantasy that makes them think they are sleeping with the butch version of their friend? Urgh. I don't think I could handle having fucked the same chick as my sis. Completely not a problem. My sis rides the straight and narrow with iron thighs. I doubt she even casually glanced at any trim when in the gym showers.

Not that I was scanning intently on tube steak after soccer practice either. I mean, your in a prison style shower, bound to be faced with a few packages here and there. On that note; I went to a predominantly black high school. That mandingo tree snake is definitely a myth for some of you. Ya dig? Not all the brothers are swinging the mad inches.

Don't worry homies. I know you can lay the pipe properly. The fellas were hitting way more skins than I could have hoped to imagine back in the day. I'm trying to make up for lost pussy now.