Sinister looking lab with bubbling containers. Giant chompers floating in them attached to probes. Lightening strikes to reveal the OsGibb secret project. Mwah-ha-ha-haaaaaa!

Soldiers testing out their new OsGibb body armour. Questions regarding why they have to wash their suits with toothpaste are quickly squelched. No one can stand up to the OsGibb army!

No longer will the US space program fall behind. OsGibb tiles won't fail upon re-entry. Might finally be able to venture into the furthest reachest of outerspace with OsGibb technology. Mayhaps even traverse the surface of the sun.

Course the general consumer will take it for granted after a few years. Driving around in their OsGibb plated automobiles. I mean look what happened to velcro. Quick fad on some sneakers and cheap wallets. And then that astronaut innovation was forgotten like yesterday's pudding.

Will you tell your grandchildren the day that OsGibb materials first hit the shelves? The American imperation never shined so bright as when the enamel market was cornered. All praises due to spanky and his honorable OsGibb innovation.