"Hey spanky nice black outfit, got anything in your closet besides black clothes? Ah huh huh guffaw goink." "Hey spanky, I like your long hair, afraid of the barber? Cause like, your hair is long and shit. Ah huh huh guffaw goink." "Tell me something spank. Do you like the Campbell's chicken soup with stars?" That last one was just asked me, I typed it as he asked it. The commercial for that product just blared on the telly, and he thought it was the apex of comedy to refer to it like that. Good intelligence thermometer of my coworkers. "Spank! Do you like sticking your dick in a dead pig's ass? Ah huh huh guffaw goink." Groan.

Don't poke the bear people. Don't poke the bear.