I think I am gonna write a self help book entitled "When Do We Pull Our Dicks Out?". Seems that a decent marketable segment of the male population is a little fuddled about when they should let Mr. Winky out his cage. Confused faces at public urinals. Then there's the fratjock lunchmeat crew who think their dicks should be on permenant display. Knowing when to pull your dick out is an integral part of decent manhood.

That could be a segment of The Looney Bin show I'd like to create. Fake interviews and live call-ins. Spread my deviant advice. Have a weekly Midwest Porn Report. Oh ya, dey like them some porno over there, you betcha. "So he goes - 'whatcha doen?' , so I goes 'I'm just playin wit my pussy there', and then for chri-eye he starts in with the lickin..." Oshgosh fuck film dialogue. Adventures of Stinky Boy, serial short superhero films. Squattin Wit Taz, L.E.S. street interviews, guests sit on discarded furniture, rats run across their feet, interruptions from hoodrats. Koolaid fat guy running around everywhere. Intentionally pretentious humorous weird poetry and spoken word. Recorded bathroom talk. Mob Sensitivity Guide segment. The Tripod - nuff said.

I want animalistic robot servants. Do my bidding.

I am a cannibal's wet dream. Not stringy and sinewy, no eating disorders here. Thick muscles and bones packed with marrow I imagine. Good for making stock. Nice level of fat content for juicy hams and steaks. My liver is nice and sizeable, although not sure what kind of pate it would make, spiked heavily with vodka residue. I'd feed a family of cannibals for a while. Brave soul who'd eat my yambag.

I saw Jackass. I enjoyed it. My regularily scheduled Monday movie. Free from others, doing it solo. I cherish my lone wolf activities. Anyway, some might scoff at watching Jackass. I get pleasure from watching people do highly stupid stuff, putting themselves in harms way for my entertainment. And great jesus marbles, do they do some retarded stuff. I giggled muchly.

The drunk sex should stop. Other types of sex can march on as normal. The drunk sex has to stop.