Incompetent payroll departments are toying with innocent lives when they are nonchalant about resolving an issue with a man's check. Spit in a man's burger, you could have just signed a death warrant. Cock blockin? You might be oxygen blockin.

Won't even matter if a guy discovers the actual person that is keeping him from the necessities of life. All he knows is that he thought his bank account should have been fatter, his plate should have had a juicy steak on it, or his dick should have been getting greased. And then he bares his teeth, growls, and looks for the first vitim of his murderous rampage.

This is a public service warning. Pranks in regards to a man and his cash, munch, or ass can result in damage to people's lifesigns. Tread carefully young grasshopper.