16:02:27-2000-09-07
stupid names
Why would anyone have their children's name ryhme. Like Leeza Pisa, Mara O'Hara, or Darryl Farrel. I am working with a client right now who's name rhymes ridiculously. I don't want to out him for having a silly name in a public forum like this. His name is like Boozie Asmoozy. His playground days must have been wonderful. My name is Frank. And I got Frankenstien, Frankfurter, Frankly my dear...., Frank'n'Stuffer, Spank, Spankinstien, Crank, Frankenberry, Franklin D. Roosevelt (that one obviously cuts to the bone, ouch), Frankster, Frankie baby, Frank O'Pinion (an insipid radio talk show host in St.Louis in the 70's & 80's), Frank Case (see, they took the crank out of crank case, and added frank, clever), Franks and beans, Ballpark Franks (did you know they plump when you cook em), Benjamin Franklin, Stanky Franky, Hanky Franky (and the oft popular variation Hanky Panky Franky), and so on. If there is anyone out there who remembers any more please bless my inbox with them.I'm against most people breeding anyway. But then to attach a messed up name to your offspring - my scorn can't even be described. There have been parents who have named their children after sexual organs, like Vulva, Urethra, and Feetus (spelled incorrectly. Or the couple that named their daughter Female (pronounced Feemahlay). oops gotta go.
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