What'll be really good (and mind you this has already happened like three weeks ago) is if some girlie starts mackin on me at the bar in front of her and drags me outta there drooling. This was before we had our make out session at the bar. Course, it was also before she told me she has a boyfriend. Grraaarhahrhhhrrrr. You women drive me nuts. If you didn't smell so good and taste so good and make me feel all yummy inside I would of checked out long ago. Sometimes I wish I were gay. It's like WELCOME TO THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF BLOWJOBS!!!! Halftime during the basketball game - blowjob. In the taxi - blowjob. Its a birthday, anniversary, job promo, no one died today - blowjob. Blowjob, blowjob, blowjob. Plus I could double my wardrobe. But I get so depressed when I'm not around women. It's gotta be my mother's fault.

Women have to stop being so wonderful and so perplexing at the same time. I'm fucked if its the perplexing nature of women that makes them so wonderful.