I think Bush should appoint a horse to congress to complete the whole package. Course, I don't think any orgies at the White House with senator's wives on the whoring auction block would generate any green. I would pay to watch Donald Rumsfeld in clown war paint boning a sheep on the steps of the Congress though.

Not that I would get a chubbie out of it or anything. But damn whoodizzle, would that be good for a year full of chuckles.

Fellow yanks. You can't expect to walk around with the globe's most enormous throbbing pulsing prick swinging about and not expect developing nations to fear that we might stick it in their unlubricated stinky portholes. Why do they hate us? Whine, whine, whine. Deal with it. Regardless of whether or not you are sucking on the platinum nipple in the world's ivory tower, you come from spot where it exists. You are seen as the have, in the extreme have and have nots.

Do I really have to tell you that life isn't fair? Maybe they ought to make kids every morning in school stand up, put their right hands over their hearts and in unison say "Life is not fair". Be better than that one nation under god crap.