21:22:50-2000-11-13
safety is for the weak
Take the warning shit off of everything. Thin the fuckin herd. If you need a beeping sound to warn you that you are about to get run over by a cement truck backing up at about 3 mph, then maybe you should get run over. If you have to be warned not to drink the Drano, then maybe you should have your guts liquified. If you have to be told not to drive with the sun visor in the windshield, then maybe you ought to wrap yourself around a big oak. If you need a message on your take out coffee, that cautions you that contents might be hot, then maybe you should scald your crotch. Health warnings on cigarettes and liquor? Jeezus people take that shit hoping it'll kill them one day. If you need a sign at a safari park that says "Don't get out of your car to feed or take pictures of the lions". You so deserve to be kitty food.Safety paranoia is rampant in this country. When I was a kid we used to play dodge ball with these compact red rubber balls. They were perfect for nailing people with. The game was fun and lively. Then someone decided they were too dangerous and gave us big fluffy nerf soccer balls to use in dodge ball. Ruined the fucking game. Sure some kids might have got hurt, but no one fucking died. And so what, you get hurt, and you either recover cause your strong and meant to pass on your strong genes to the next generation, or your weak and you fucking don't.
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