So I can't get this thought out of my head. For some reason Maplethorpe's photo closeup of some guy's manhood being penetrated by another man's pinky won't shake. Just to get your pinky in there requires some stretching in a place where I wouldn't want a wider hole. Urination is a messy event for some chaps already. I'm envisioning a new porno category. Hot cock in cock action. Men who fuck boys in their dill holes. That is some shit that I'd want to see, cause I think it would be funnier than shit. I wonder what the name of that sexual act would be nicknamed. "Socking" sounds spot on. "Mmmm hmmmm girlfriend I got me some sock last night."

New books. Exploring the limits of your urethra. Socking for dummies. The spitter splatter sounds of a man converted to penis penetration, and other odes to in penis sex. Can't get enough cock hole: The diary of a sock prostitute.

While writing this I was interupted by three consecutive idiot clients. I'm really sick of people that need their hands held, or when given help they refuse to accept the solutions because it requires effort on their end. Go get socked you lazy bastards. And now I'm drained from trying to make the idiotic not so idiotic. My response for all questions for the rest of the night will be "Sue your high school for erroniously allowing you to graduate." Or that they have a PEBCAK error and that they should just go home. If they ask what that error is I'll tell them it stands for Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard, and that maybe a new career choice is in order. Update that resume bitch.