Chainmail wearing babes clubbing ogres with enormous cocks, and other Dungeons and Dragons inspired porn.

Hot dripping geriatrics.

Shaved rabbits and other hopping rodents.

Feminine Brazillian ping-pong ball tricks.

Flaking dried semen.

Grease paint, rubber noses, big silly feet, polka dot suits, and other circus clown fetishes.

Jherri curl drip.

Plumbing and the Western world.

Men milking goats.

Triple decker cripple fighting tour bus riders of the new wave Van Halen rock storm.

Anime chicks who come to life and deflower me, and then they do a live anime strip show for me, invite all their hot anime chick friends over, and they fall in love with me despite my acne and wide ass, and they all marry me, and then I take them all to the school dance, and then (insert cooler guy's name here) will weep with jealousy.

Frogs launched from my anus.

Cloris Leachman fan club.

"...... and then I started fucking his eye socket."

I didn't think it was nice that the guy on the customer support line started laughing when I told him I got the model glue on my testicles.

Expanding your urethra.

Dickensbot vs. Shakespearotron.

Jews for Jesus. Homosexual republicans. Military Intelligence. Modern druids. Christian rockers. Bathroom attendants. Tofu dogs. Dead heads. Hollywood political activists. Renaissance fair folk. White trash cuisine. Mime artists. Competitive dog shows. Carnies. Historical cross dressers. Eagle scouts. National Rifle Association. Psychic friends network. Erotic superhero role playing gamers. Mac tech support. Living vampires.

Let the fun flow on in.