Human sized boobs activate better. Why ruin an avenue of orgasmic delight by stretching out the nerve endings like an over inflated weather balloon? The reactions of licking on a respectable sized headlight is infinitely more satisfying than the punching bags porn starlets carry around.

Listen up junior, more than a handful is a cramp. And gravity am a bitch on the bigger milk jugs. You should ingratiate yourself to your female friend's with the beautifully natural normal sized breasts. Take your silicone and cram it into your yambag if you want a pair of plastic balls to satiate your playground needs.

Leave the tits alone goddammit.