What is the solution? Disobedience.

Carrying around a cache of stickers. Ever notice how many free stickers you are offered on a frequent basis? No? You can amass a large collection without breaking a sweat. Without damaging your slacker core one ounce. No SCRAM command necessary on your radioactive geek power rods. They flow in free and easy.

Peeling back many oily wax papers. Been decorating every infernal screen in any cab I slide on in. Block as much transmittable real estate as possible. Have to leave behind scum collecting goo and putty knife scratches to attempt to get them off. You can't win this battle fuckers.

Want to start a site. A movement. No "this" NYC. Streets action. Every member must make it their duty to frustrate the enemy. Such as decorating tubes with stickers. No fucking televisions in taxi cabs is definitely on the list.

No double parking NYC. Drive by keyings, scratching paint jobs on traffic blocking assholes. Dimpling the hood with ball peen hammers. Painting "Doubleparking Tard" along the side with electric pink no wash off pigment.

No cell phones NYC. Certain areas of the city designated anti-cell sacred. Interrupt people's digestion in a restaurant or otherwise eatery, spitballs from all angles. If the phone even makes a tone in a theater, museum, gallery, live music venue, comedy club or anywhere where people are enjoying some quiet culture, fucking phone gets smashed.

No evangelising NYC. Anyone loudly banging any text, screaming at the populace that they are disgusting sinners and had better repent, gets their head wrapped up in duct tape.

No littering NYC. Any chump found casually dispensing their garbage on the sidewalks and streets of NYC get's their face rubbed in smelly refuse. Their automobiles filled with used fast food containers. If it's an outsider, i.e. any tourist or commuter, they get packages of dead rats and roaches shipped to their doorstep daily. Little thank you cards for adding their charming trash on Gotham.

No bitching NYC. Anyone heard saying "I hate this fucking town" or "the people here are so unhelpful and rude" or any general disparaging of the city, will immediately have an i.d. check. Anyone bitching about the city who doesn't actually live here, gets chased out of town after having all their clothes stripped from them. Sentiments will be conveyed to ensure that "...and don't come back" are heeded. Actual residents will be given one chance to clam the fuck up or they are put in baggage storage of the next train out of town.

No ticketing NYC. If someone actually runs a red light, then officer hand out the sheets. However, the "blind eye" needs to be re-instated. People smoking joints are not to be persecuted. Open containers are not to be ordered to be poured out. Anyone wanting to walk down the street with their nipples dancing about sans clothing should be saluted. And fuck the bullshit revenue generating antiquated law ticketing. Fining a pregnant lady for needing to rest for a second on subway steps? Out of hand. You want the populace to no longer be on your side? Easy does it pigs.

No elitist NYC. Any wealthy New Yorker thumbing their nose at the "slums" will have systematic losses. Shit is gonna come out of your wallet bitch. No fucking tax shelter to shield you. NYC is in trouble. Spread the wealth some or lock yourself up behind your cash. You will be targetted.

No bullshit NYC. Anyone acting on or spouting some bullshit, will be hosed down with a sticky soiled liquid mixture. Bullshit don't fly.

Submissions for a no "this" NYC category will be accepted. Be warned each suggestion will be meticulously scrutinised. Especially for bullshit. And you know what happens then.