Anyone ever have to pith a frog? I forgot about that word pith. Me likey. My Pop pithed a frog in his high school biology class. Pithing something seems quite harsh.

Alright, you take your intended victim. Secure the head so it won't move, you want to get a solid shot on the skull. For a frog a needle type device would work. For a human I suppose an ice pick would do the trick. Perforate the cranium with the sharp instrument, and then once its embedded in there, twirl it around to puree the brains. Supposed to do this in a quick and fluid motion so the creature dies instantly and the organs don't have much time to react to the ending of their life sustaining tasks. Then you can gut the critter and inspect it's entrails in the name of science.

Pithing is great for the whole family. Start a pithing ring at your local retirement home. Grannies will love liquifying the brains of small rodents.

If you want to slowly pith yourself continue to watch network television. Sitcoms and reality shows will have your grey matter spinning in the great 'lectric blender in no time. You can use a dip stick to gauge the amount of head oils you've burnt through.

What I notice really pokes my mind is magical retard movies. You know, some mental deficient individual triumphs with their heart, and shows everyone what true life's joy is all about. Wanking piss. Rainman, Forrest Gump, I Am Sam, The Other Sister, King Of The Jungle, Nell, Bill, and Speed. Huh? I thought Keanu was playing a retard in that movie. My mistake.

Trying to make us believe that a slow witted person has all the life's answers. Fucking insults my intelligence. Yeah, a mush brained inbred southern hick who constantly quotes delightful little quips that his mama told him, was the impetus for a multi million dollar shrimp industry. Step the fuck off my ability to suspend belief. Fuckers. Magical retard is a plot I will always flick snot at.

Let them eat graham crackers and fingerpaint in peace.