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Can't remember who came up with what. We both had rape on our minds though. Maybe we were subconsiously angry at our mothers. Ewwwwww. Yikes thats a fucked up psycologist's wet dream kind of thing to say. Trust me, as much of the primitive rape instinct resides in all men, Lou and I are the kind of chaps that would torture any rapist we happened upon. Also we are the kind of guys who can laugh at anything, including all the tragedy that presents itself in our own lives. If you can't eventually laugh at your situation your dead inside. Rape is one of the most non comedic attrocities there is, thats what makes it ripe to be included in the name of an improv comedy team.

If anyone remembers an emotionally scarring and horrific event in my life please immediately barrage me with sick and twisted humor on the subject. I could hand you a couple but that would take all the personality out of the ribbing. Let it flow on in.